Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

Cody Simpson is a stalker

How to woo a girl, acoording to Cody Simpson (Australia's answer to Justin Bieber).

1) Find a picture of a random girl in the mall.

2) Hunt her down in the whole mall, interrogate anyone you can find.

3) Hack into the mall's video system to broadcast your intentions.

4) Offer to meet her at the theatre at 9:30.

If this was an episode of CSI, right after the video ends would be the part where the girl's body is found in a swamp. Didn't her mother ever tell her not to talk to strangers, let alone meet them? The cute ones are always the ones to watch out for.