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That's one way to get over a divorce

Recent divorcée Jennifer Lopez has found a novel way to help her broken heart and bruised ego. Make music video where every man in the city is chasing you for your affection!

I have to admit, I think this video is pretty funny and cute. But, I have one question: If the mystical concierge from the West Indies only meant for the cookies to be eating in a small bite, why did she make them so damn big? If I were J-Lo, I'd have scarfed down the whole thing. 

(But, my resulting video would have been much more x-rated.)

J-Lo is into you

Continuing her strong comeback, here is Jennifer Lopez's latest video for "I'm Into You" featuring Lil Wayne (who thankfully doesn't pop in to ugly up the video).

The slow reggae-inspired jam sounds like something that was intended for Rihanna, right down to the "na na na" bits. But, one pop star's trash is another one's #1 hit.

The video features J-Lo doing what she does best. Looking hot. This time, she's looking hot while getting lost in an Aztec pyramid, having a random dance break in the middle of the video to her song "Papi", then sitting by the beach (brought to you by Gucci and Koma [as if she would ever drink that]), and getting wet in the ocean. Yes, somehow Mrs. Anthony has managed to control time and has taken us back to 2000, because I don't know how else to explain how hot she still looks!

Meanwhile, she gets to snuggle up to a Brad Pitt/Paul Walker hybrid. Da-yum! If someone like that came running up to me at the beach, I'd be repeating "I'm into you" too!

J-Lo's comeback is a success

It seems that Jennifer Lopez's comeback is shaping up to be a legitimate success.

Her stint as judge on American Idol has gotten her back into America's good graces. And the lead single off her upcoming album Love? "On The Floor" is a bona fide club hit. 

Another song, produced by RedOne, has leaked and this one, dare I say, is even better than "On The Floor". "Invading My Mind" is guaranteed to fill the dancefloor. 

If this is any indication for the rest of the album, I think Jennifer can safely remove the question mark from her album title. 

Jennifer Lopez might actually be on to something

We all know J-Lo hasn't exactly been on top of her game. Yet, that doesn't stop her from acting like it was 2001 for the last decade.

Bless her heart.

But they say if you think it, you create it. And it seems that Jennifer Lopez might actually be on a bit of a comeback. I wasn't sure about this when she signed on to American Idol, but perhaps her grand marketing plan is working. 

Here is the first video from her upcoming album Love? called "On The Floor", featuring Pitbull.

Musically, there's nothing really new going on here. And visually, it's just J-Lo looking hot and dancing in the middle of a club, impressing some kind of club overlord, also played by J-Lo. (And of course, she would play it so that she's turning herself on. Quel narcissism!)

Lucky for her, dance music and self-indulgence is so hot right now, so I think this clip kinda works!

Is this the good hit J-Lo has been waiting for?

It seems Jennifer Lopez is hell bent on reclaiming her place in the pop music world. 

Could a certain reality show she's involved with be a factor? I suspect so. After all, Jennifer Lopez's real talent is marketing herself, carefully watching the zeitgeist and making it seem like she's at the right place at the right time.

However, she has faltered of the past few years.

Then, this clip pops up. It seems to be a snippet of a new music video for a song called "Good Hit".

Visually, it's kinda retro cheesy, reminiscent of Beyoncé's video for "Why Don't You Love Me". I don't think J-Lo pulls it off though. It seems like she's trying to hard to be "real". 

However, the song itself sounds like it might have something to it. Well, other than the crazy use of Auto-Tune. But the beat and the lyrics make for a solid pop song and it sounds like today's chart toppers. 

So, could this be the return of Jennifer Lopez, the singer? We'll have to wait and see if her self-marketing skills are up to snuff.

 

J-Lo, just stop

I don't know why Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to pursue her music career. She's always been a better actor than a singer, so why doesn't she just focus on that.

Oh yeah, cuz she's a new judge on American Idol. And what better way to show you're capability to judge a bad karaoke show than by releasing a bad cover of Bananarama?

Girl, you need to step away from the mic. Please!