I've already discussed Enrique Iglesias' collaboration with Usher and Lil Wayne "Dirty Dancer".

And now we have a video. And of course, it would be a video that features the boys ordering holographic strippers. Is this the future of online porn? I'm... curious.

When I heard that Enrique Iglesias' next single was called "Dirty Dancer" and featured Usher and Lil Wayne, my instinct was to hate it.

But, damned if this isn't one well-crafted pop song! Even Lil Wayne's rap doesn't annoy me as much as they usually do. Fellas, I think we have the official summer anthem for dudes.

You can tell that spring is in the air because there have been an orgy of sexed-up videos released lately.

Chris Brown and Keri Hilson got freaky in an auto-shop. Diddy-Dirty Money had an orgy in a boiler room. And now Kelly Rowland is initiating a gang bang in an abandoned warehouse for her new video "Motivation". What gives?

I have to admit, this is a damn sexy song, so I'd expect nothing less that a softcore porn for a music video. And while I was wondering where all the hot boys were in the Diddy-Dirty Money video, it seems they were all busy getting down with Kelly. Hallelujlah! And good thing too, cuz I don't think I could have handled her getting it on Lil Wayne.

Though, kudos to him for his line about the "brainstorm". That is brilliant.

So, what do you do if you are one of the few artists who did not take part in a a super collaboration for a massive hit? You can make your own remix!

Well, at least that's what seems to have happened with Lil Wayne, Big Sean and Drake, who released a remix of Kanye's song "All of the Lights", which features everyone from Rihanna to Fergie to Kid Cudi to John Legend to Elton John to La Roux and many many more.

"All of the Lights" is my favourite song from Kanye's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, so I feel extra-slighted by this remix. It ruins the song, in my opinion.

Gone is the storyline about a troubled man trying to pull his life together for his daughter. Gone is the sing-along chorus. Gone is the anthemic feeling that happens toward the end.

Instead, we have these three guys basically bragging about their status and wealth and sexual prowess. Way to dumb it down. 

Hey, losers, there's probably a reason Kanye didn't put you on the track. And this is why.

I really really wanted to hate the new Chris Brown song "Look At Me Now". But, I have to admit, it's good.

It's a hard, hip-hop influnece track that has so much beautiful bass, it rattled my earlobe while I listened to in on my headphones. I swear!

The track, which features Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne, still has lots of eye-rolling moments. 

First of all, it's the lead single off his upcoming album F.A.M.E., which stands for Forgiving All My Enemies. Yeah, after he rants about them on Twitter I'm sure.

Secondly, I can't help but laugh at his lyric "I'm gettin' paper". Really? Last I remember, his previous album Grafitti, didn't do so well. And he was playing smaller venues. So, I wonder where he gets off saying that?

Last of all, there's a line about saying hello to his dick. Strangely, this video comes a couple of days after a nude pic of Chris actually "leaked" online. 

Chris, you're still ridiculous. And I can't stand you. But damn, this is a good song.

Lil Wayne's released the lead single from his upcoming album Tha Carter IV, called "6' 7'"

Clearly, Weezy loved the movie Inception, because the video is one big fat homage to the amazing film.

Of course, what's running around in Lil Wayne's head is visions of hot girls, drinks, a CGI pug (did no one have a real dog?) and his protegé, Cory Gunz, who spits out a nearly incoherant verse toward the end.

The video would have looked better if he had more of a budget, which is a shame. 

As for the song, I have no idea what it's about. All I know is that Weezy's new voice is annoying. I guess it's better than his use of Auto-Tune?

Mike Posner and Lil Wayne have a new video out for their song called, ahem, "Bow Chicka Wow Wow".

Yes, it's a slow jam about getting it on. But, this is no Al Green-level type of seduction.

Basically, Mike is saying that he's gonna get with you, whether you want to or not, because all he has to do is put on some kind of magical sexy music that makes women powerless to his advances.

Either that, or he's slipping something in their drinks of Nuvo.

And then, as the punchline to this bad bro joke, he and Lil Wayne swap partners at the end. That almost makes me forget the fact the Weezy's rap is so lazy, it sounds like him doing and impression of Drake doing an impression of him. Almost.

Thank God Justin Timblerlake is going back into the studio this summer. The world needs you to bring sexy back...again.

Lil Wayne

- a year in prison

+ a lot of laser tattoo removal

x 4 very  opinionated friends

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Whoopi Goldberg