Brace yourself.

The first thing you see in this video is that this video is dedicated to Michael Jackson. And thus, the eye-rolling began.

I guess it makes sense since the song, "She Ain't You" samples MJ's "Human Nature". But, I don't think that means Chris needs to dress up like Michael circa "Smooth Criminal" and dance like him for the full video. 

I suppose he's trying to identify with the late King of Pop as a martyr. But, then when he starts walking on water, like history's biggest martyr, Jesus Christ, that's excessive.

Also, Chris, you will never get Rihanna back, so stop whining. And I'm sure your current girlfriend must love this song.